Mar 18, 2009

Street Slang Definition of Urself -Tag dari Noy Lagiiiiiii


Lagi2 tag dari Noy..hahahaha..takpe siti akan cuba gak siapkan...
Go to urbandictionary.com. Type in answer to each question in the search box,then write the definition it gives you.If there's more than one, just pick the first one.

1) Your name?
Siti - The highest state of jerk-o-sity. There is no turning back from being a jerker. (Uikkkksssss..hahahaha)

2) Your age?
26 - 750ml of alky , 1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26

3) One of your friends?
Noza - 1.just kidding 2. No really?

4) What should you be doing?
Housewife - A woman who stays home to take care of the house, the kids, the husband and the pets. She works up a sweat, has anxiety attacks and burst into tears when a 2 year old says "no!" for the 100th time that day after having to picking up dog poop from the livingroom floor, washing 3 loads of laundry, washed all the dishes, went grocery shopping with 2 screaming kids, who get sick and throw up in the middle of the store. Then she comes home ,cleans up the kids, starts to make dinner with both kids hanging on her leg, only to have it burn. She recieves no thanks from anyone and gets no paycheck

5) Favorite color?
Blue - The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6) Hometown?
Kuantan - A small village located in Malaysia

7) Month of your birthday?
September - A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves

8) Last person talked to on the phone?
Eileen (my officemate at Singapore) - a person with the ability to uncannily mimic every Disney character; someone who is able to make people believe she is actually a Disney Princess/Jamaican lobster; also could be someone who is often mistaken for Miley Cyrus

9) Favorite sport?
Netball - The sport of manly men. (uikkk..ni permainan org prempuan la)

10) Your last name?
Zakaria -A person or an object with no sense of humor or style. (Ayah ni serious orgnya)

2 comments:

Noy said...

Then she comes home ,cleans up the kids, starts to make dinner with both kids hanging on her leg, only to have it burn. She recieves no thanks from anyone and gets no paycheck -> cruel..touching..true

Siti said...

noy: a'ah..mmg mcm tu la..tak jadi full housewife pun mmg dah routine mcm tu..